Another Coast Trip, 2016
Into Al Shebab Country
As the
last time back in 2013, we did the same overnight bus trip from Nairobi, but
this time we took the Buscar express all the way to Malindi. It was a
nondescript yet noisy ride at that as the drivers (two) insisting on playing
Swahili taraab and Hindipop music at
mega volumes. I suppose they did this to ensure that the drivers, whom I
suspect were high from miraa anyways,
from falling asleep at the wheel. But I fear it was to keep us paying customers
awake too. Nondescript that is until the driver had to swerve to avoid some
“mad” person who stood in the middle of the narrow two-lane highway just before
sunrise. Well that certainly woke me up after I finally managed to fall asleep.
I noticed that for the most part, Jessica was awake for most of the overnight
drive.
We
arrived in Malindi around 9 am, gathered our luggage and hired two tuk-tuks to
take us to our old favourite haunt from our last trip—Tamani Jua. Apart from
some other Italians, whom are probably residents here, we were the only paying
customers at this Italian-run resort. Surprising since I thought this was the
“high season”.
We had
decided to break up two hellacious bus trips with an overnight in Malindi.
Gracie decided that we would rest up for a bit and then go for a brunch back in
Malindi. We sorted out our rooms and showered then went for a brief kip. We
would eventually have a fine feast of chicken and chips with fresh passion
juice and kachumbari which is the
Kenyan equivalent of salsa at the Barani Restaurant. We were famished and I was
amazed at the speed that they brought us our meals—all six of us within
minutes.
Nevertheless,
it was great to be on the coast again as it was quite balmy compared to frigid
Nairobi and its ‘sharp showers’, and its cold nights spent huddled around the
electric fire watching nauseating teen dramas, Nollywood hocus pocus juju dramas
and endless re-runs of cartoons on Nicholodean.
We left
early the next morning bound for Lamu.
Lamu
It’s been
14 years since I was last here in Lamu and 32 years since I first came to this
island. Lamu Island is part of a greater archipelago of islands stretching like
a necklace from here almost to the Somali border which is not that far away. In
fact, we are a little west of the old UNESCO World Heritage site of Lamu, in
the smaller town of Shela. Even though I have been coming here for years, it is
actually my first time staying in Shela.
Coming to
Lamu was my first exposure to Islam and Muslim culture. To be clear, it is
really Swahili culture: a mélange of mainland Bantu people, some exotic spices
of Persian, Zanzibari, Comorian, Omani, Yemeni and far eastern extractions
along with the indigenous, if I can call them that, Bajuni folk who inhabit the
string of pearls that form the Lamu Archipelago.
However,
I will not be taking this bus ride from Malindi to here anytime in the future
as this bus ride beats the crap out of you. The 14-hour bus trip from Nairobi
to Malindi is quite enough even on good tarmac. The rest of the journey from
Malindi to Mokowe is more like an endurance race for the body. I thought the
old Arusha to Dar was the worst bus ride I had taken and from Kapiri Mposhi to
Lusaka is not roaring hell either—with potholes that can swallow a Mini Cooper.
This Kenyan version is something akin to a boat ride—quite rollicking. If you
suffered from car sickness—this ride is not for you at all. And by the time you
reach Mokowe, the last bit of Kenyan mainland before Somalia, you feel like you
have been put in a tumble dryer for 4 hours. What surprised me most of all was
the stoicism of the fellow passengers, some having to stand for portions of the
trip, and the sheer battering that our Buscar bus has to endure. I wonder what
the life expectancy of these buses are.
The first
time I took this journey, and for a few after was with Tana River Bus service,
but I don’t see them running anymore. I did see another bus company I used
before called Tawakal, but I think they are a larger firm who are a national
bus company.
My wife
deserves some award for taking this longish bus trip sometimes every week—I
think I would check into the loony bin if I had to do that or replace my
battered ass. Maybe Jessy and Jeremy deserve a medal for enduing it too.
Luckily we had brought along some mandazis,
packets of UHT milk, water and a few biscuits to stave off hunger on the
longish drive.
The only
thing that broke up that monotony, if that’s what you call being thrashed
about, are the police /army road blocks where everyone except the burka gals had to alight from the bus to
get checked out. There are two smaller police checks outside of Malindi where
the road is still good then two larger ones near Witu and Kapini where the
road, if that’s what you can call it, has disintegrated. These roadblocks are
manned by Kenya’s finest: a woman soldier for femmes and a brute of a guy for
men. They actually checked my passport to see if I was indeed Emerson Gronk.
The female soldier also looked at my passport and thumbed through it looking
for my entrance visa and asked—“You are here for 3 months?”
I was
surprised and just said—“No, just 2 months.”
At the
second roadblock, they separated the Kenyans from the wazungu (foreigners). I
had to get in line with a bunch of Chinese who were travelling en masse as they
are want to do—and they are most welcome to it. We had passed by Coast Bus
which seemed packed to the hilt with them—they, the new travellers or new
colonizers of Africa. Damn exploiters! Harrumph!
I had to
laugh as the Kenyan sergeant asked each one of them their age and name. Laugh,
because he found their accent funny and he didn’t know how to spell their names.
The last gal, a little princess, was a tad rude when the guy asked her age, she
chipped back cheekily—“You can read it in the passport.”
Of course
he could, he just wanted her to say it in Inglisi pleezi.
Make no
mistake about it—we were in Al Shebab country after all. Over the recent years,
the Shebab had shot up a number of buses on this route and terrorized villagers
in the Witu, Kapini area plus did a bold attack on Manda Island just opposite
where we would be staying in Shela, and in the process, kidnapping some French
tourists. Mind you, that was a few years back.
Since
that time and the Westgate Massacre, peace has been restored in this area (we
hope). Especially with the Kenyan Army joining the OAU, and for lack of a
better word, invading southern Somalia. In the past bus trips, this bus trip
went through the land of the shiftas. Those rag tag bunch of rogue Somali
soldiers, who shot at and then robbed the buses. From 1986 onwards there was
always a couple of Kenyan army guys who rode the bus. Nowadays, we get an army
escort from the first checkpoint to the last one just outside Mpekatoni. Mind
you, once we set off it is like an opening scene from one of the Mad Max movies
as each bus is shuttling back and forth to see who will be the first one in
lead so that the other busses and occupants eat their dust. The road is a dusty,
teeth-rattling, corduroy affair.
Around
Witu, the highway really cuts through a jungle—maybe the last remnant of that
great Equatorial jungle which stretched from the Ivory Coast to here and I can
see why Al Shebab chose this particular region to attack. It would be virtually
impossible to detect them given the ground cover provided by the dense
bush—albeit thorn tree or scrubland. At times, some of the thorns and leaves
showered down on us through the windows as the bus lurched dangerously close to
the sides of the road, scraping the bus in the process.
We did
see some baboons lazing about in the swampland and then later saw a troop off
on a dusty, lonely track that lead nowhere. I did see some grey-haired macaque
monkeys up a tree as we hurtled along.
This is,
without a doubt, one of the loneliest stretches of land if not in Kenya,
perhaps in Africa. Hardly any signs of settlement and one wonders where the
hell people are going when they get off in the middle of nowhere with no huts
in sight. Where the land is arable there are great swaths of corn growing as it
is one of the staples here—a tough, what I would call cow corn, that is dried
and ground up into something resembling a thick, wall paper paste with a taste
not that dissimilar—called ugali.
It was
from this part of the journey that we took on more passengers than there were
seats. As mentioned, some of those either stood for a portion of the ride or
hoped to get a seat once some passengers alighted, in the middle of nowhere
nonetheless. The driver didn’t dally too long and with a honk and banging on
the side of the bus by the ticket taker, it meant time to go with the ticket
taker usually running and hopping on at the last moment.
I was
curious about one young guy who got on with his New York Yankees baseball cap
at a tilt, holding firmly onto what look like a sound board. Perhaps he was a
singer or a musician. What perplexed me was where he was going, what show he
was doing and would the small hamlet have a steady flow of electricity—somewhat
a bane of this country wherever you are. It’s seemed odd to be hucking around a
soundboard that is until he alighted at Witu, where upon I saw his mates help
offload four largish speaker cabinets and other parts of the sound system. Just
the same, at some point, we did pass a small collection of mud and straw huts
with a small crowd of thirty or so villagers gathered around a solo speaker or
singer who was either an evangelist doing an open air sermon or maybe political
rally, or perhaps some mini concert.
We
finally arrived at the end of the road at Makowe. The town is built up since I
last rode the bus to here. Before, you would just come to end and there would
be the jetty which you would carefully have to navigate your way down as barnacles
had grown from the high tide and it was a tad slippery to descend to an awaiting
large dhow called a jihazi which
would take you to Lamu just across an inlet where the Lamu touts would wait to
pounce on you once you landed. However, this time the touts pounced on you as
we alighted from the bus. Naturally they swarmed around me—the only mzungu on this bus. Times have changed.
I had to
laugh out loud when they unloaded our luggage from under the bus—it looked like
it had been through a war—it was all covered in a heavy dust from the dirty
track we’d been on for the last four hours.
Our
group, all six of us, and our seven pieces of luggage were stacked on a small
motorboat and they carefully helped us onto the powerboat. It was the first
time the kids and the maids had been on one and Gracie made sure that we all
got life vests except for me. It’s because, apart from Jessy and myself, none
of our entourage know how to swim despite the adults growing up on the shores
of one of Africa’s Great Lakes and as I so righteously declare, along with that
British explorer guy named Speke, the Source of the Nile—Lake Victoria. Nevertheless,
the ride was quite choppy owing to the high waves caused by the winds that had
kicked up by the kazi wind.
We bumped
along and the kids really enjoyed their first taste of salty air with Aunties
Lynette and Beatrice holding firmly onto the side of the boat for fear that we
would capsize. It’s the first time I have come into this place with my back to
Lamu.
There is
something to be said about arriving at a destination by boat—beats the hell out
of by bus, car or plane. I think that old kayaker and travel writer Paul
Theroux would approve.
We zoomed
by dense mangrove stands that made loud sucking noises, tidal pools and then
close to the Lamu’s corniche with a stunning backdrop of bleached coral rag
buildings gleaming under the African sun of Lamu’s old Stonetown, and a first for
me, as we sped towards our final destination just west of Lamu called Shela.
Once we
docked next to Peponi’s, the ultra-tres chic resort, we were swarmed again by
other Bajuni touts who offered their eager hands to shuttle our luggage to our
guest house—Bait il Aman guest house. Like Lamu, Shela is a maze: a
labyrinthine of coral rag houses. One can easily get lost here and luckily=y we
had these guys to guide us.
As we
started off a chap stepped forward, with a wide smile and grabbed my hand—it
was our old friend Edward who had previously set up our accommodation and stay
at the guest house he was now working at. Gracie had known Edward for some time
as her fish business had put her in touch with him some 17 years ago. He was
also the head guy at our old retreat of Stone House. I had met him there back
in 2000 with Mike Bowie. I had met my wife there too. Lamu is full of such
memories, most romantic ones too!
On the boat
trip over, I noticed that there were more Swahili houses, actually huge mansions
that the rich Euros had built on Manda Island. When I first came to Lamu in
1982, there were no such places on Manda—only the deserted sun bleached
collapsed ruins at Takwa. On my last visit here in 2003, that Swiss guy named
Joe had built the Manda Island resort and that was the only building on the
island—how times have changed. Also, there was a proliferation of speed boats
bombing up and down this busy passageway of water.
Edward,
and our growing group of lackeys plus gear, headed off after a number of guides
offered their services for day trips to Takwa, donkey rides, fish BBQ on Manda Island,
and sunset cruise.
Lamu and
Shela had suffered in recent years because of the Al Shebab insurgencies and
terrorist alerts issued by British, French, Italian, American and Canadian
foreign offices. We had docked next door to the famous Peponi’s Hotel which I
had heard had just opened for the summer with over 300 guests expected—perhaps things
were looking up.
Lamu had
been dubbed “the Kathmandu of Africa” by the Africa on a G-string guidebook in the 1980s. True. There were some
very up-market restaurants and cafes on the island back then: New Mahrus Hotel,
The Pancake House, Kenya Cold Drinks, Petley’s, Mr. Ghai’s Curry House and the
ever so posh The Equator, which even accepted American Express cards and I know
that first hand as I treated my younger brother and then gf to dinner there.
The Equator resembled the inside of a dhow
that had been cut in half, with the owner, Ron, an eccentric British Kenyan,
who sounded like Vincent Price and played Beethoven 78s on an old gramophone.
It was a tad expensive—you needed an AMEX card to pay for the extravagant meal.
Those
places are long gone and so is Lamu’s old claim to fame.
We did
pass a number of wazungu en route to
our guest house. Maybe times had changed and the tourists were coming
back—thank god!
After
zigzagging a few times past donkeys, scruffy kids and donkey do, we finally arrived
at our destination for the next month or so—Baitil Aman Guest House.
Edward
showed us to our quarters which were up on the second floor. To describe it as
spacious would be an understatement—our accommodation could easily sleep two
large families. The maids and the kids each had their own generous and ornate
traditional Swahili bed, but they would share just two beds. Gracie and I had
the honeymoon suite with walk-in mosquito net and en suite bathroom. There were
two additional beds should Gracie’s siblings decide to show up (They never did).
Two huge bathrooms with shower, linen and towels.
Yes, it
was good to be back on the Swahili Coast!